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Vagabond, Thief, Sue Robertson

Hi, my name is Sue Robertson, and I live and work in the city of Brighton And Hove from time-to-time (when I dare show my face in public without too much fear that it I will be scalped by people I owe money to). Over recent years I have become increasingly concerned about the state of the city, which seems to attract all the wrong kind of people and which give even miscreants like me a bad name.

• An ever growing number of homeless are making their way to the city, as there are so many places to sleep. With high street retail in decline, there are many spare doorways to inhabit, as well as lovely parks, and not to forget the beach and promenade.
• There is also filth everywhere, from the litter and detritus that is strewn across the streets and pavements, to the graffiti and fag butts that adorn everything from historic buildings to pavements and roads.
• In addition, there are hundreds of vagabonds including omnipresent beggars, thieves and drunkards (all of which I can empathise with) as well as unobsequious seagulls and even naughty nudists.

So come and join me, your helpful host Sue Robertson, together with my partner in crime, Sandra Steele, as I take you for a penny and a pound down the seedy back-lanes of Brighton And Hove and help you discover the sordid secrets of this shitty city.